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12.06.2025 05:48

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Can you DM your uncle’s wife for a video?
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Do you think Japan will have same-sex marriage by 2030?
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
What can you do if you are a full-grown adult, but never experienced being a child?
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Why don't people like Nickelback?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
He led George W. Bush's PEPFAR program to stop AIDS. Now he fears for its future - NPR
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to