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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 05:48

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why is it that when the Democrats absolutely love everyone to be LGBTP, they don't even acknowledge that Barack Obama and his husband Big Mike are homosexual, and he is the first homosexual president of the USA?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

JoJo Siwa Says She Is 'Head Over Heels' as She Confirms Relationship with Chris Hughes: 'It's Not Platonic Anymore' - People.com

Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

Can you DM your uncle’s wife for a video?

So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Minds and Behinds

Do you think Japan will have same-sex marriage by 2030?

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good.

What can you do if you are a full-grown adult, but never experienced being a child?

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

FX’s ‘Alien: Earth’ Official Trailer Reveals a Predatory Twist - The Hollywood Reporter

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

Still no good

2 Years of Exercise Reversed 20 Years of Aging in the Heart: Longest-Ever Randomized Trial on Exercise - Good News Network

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

No way

For an unpublished short story writer, what magazines or online publications offer the best chance of being recognized?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

Why don't people like Nickelback?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

He led George W. Bush's PEPFAR program to stop AIDS. Now he fears for its future - NPR

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to